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1 Bring Papa

Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.

Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.

【译文】带爸爸

老师:本次考试,你们可以带课本、笔记本、词典等,就像你们平常做作业一样。 弗里克:太好了,那我就可以把爸爸带来了。

2 Cat and crab

One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:

【译文】猫和螃蟹

一天,一只猫在湖边玩耍。忽然,一只螃蟹夹了它一下。那只猫非常生气,它追着那只螃蟹跑。一会儿,它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的蜘蛛正在树上织网,那只猫很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛,并对它说:“小样儿,你上了网我就不认识你了?!”

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